1. My OTP for them

2. A person of the same sex I ship them with

3. A person of the opposite sex I ship with with

4. An uncommon person I ship them with

5. A ship with them I don’t care for

and now, for a ridiculous wheel of time high school au that kailee and i created over the phone


Rand al’Thor: The emo kid. He dyes his reddish hair black, and he’s a big Asha’man Connection fan.

 

Perrin Aybara: Captain of the football team. Loves animals, runs a dog walking service for old ladies that can’t walk their own dogs. Has a full beard at 16.  He’s a pushover, with an abusive Asian girlfriend.  (See Faile)

 

Mat: Super popular. Has a 7-year-old illegitimate child, Olver. Note that he initiated it. Olver lives with Mat and his mom as Mat’s younger brother. He’s captain of the track team and the dicing club, the Band of the Red Hand. Everyone know’s he’s very lucky. He never does his work and never goes to class, but he charms all the teacher and gets good grades. Had an illegitimate relationship with the English teacher. She always gives him candy. It’s the talk of the school, but everyone’s too afraid to actually look into what happened. Dating Tuon. Learning sign language so he can talk to her.

 

( GUYS, SEMIRHAGE IS A REALLY IMPORTANT CHARACTER OKAY )

my brain, I show it to you!

 

 

 

 

meme!

give me a fandom and i'll tell you:

My het OTP:
My slash OTP:
My femslash OTP:
My endgame OTP:
My original OTP:
My crack OTP:
My guilty pleasure OTP:
My anti-OTP:

And, um. I really really liked it? I didn't think it was quite as good as Conviction but it's definetly Up There. Probably would rank as my top third or fourth FotJ book.

So anyways, if you're interested in reading my immediate thoughts on the book (read: I summarize the book and ramble and give unnecessary commentary) I've posted them here for your viewing unpleasure.

( cut for major spoilers, obv. )

So, anyone else read it yet? Planning on it? Not planning on it? Thoughts, I wanna hear 'em.

So, since I'm lying in bed sick, I don't have Ascension yet, and I've already watched every episode of Supernatural I had on my iPad DATAPAD, I'm going to take fic requests.

Pretty sure you all know what my fandoms are, but I'll let you know if I have no idea what you're talking about/LOL I CAN'T DO THAT. So yeah. GOOO FOR ITTT.

also I would like to take a moment to mention that I believe Jag is in the Dramatis Personae for this book. I shall now refer to this moment as "the return of Jag to the Dramatis Personae".

So I had this really long post written out about everything I did while processing chickens today, and then when I read it back over I realized it could end up with PETA showing up on my doorstep.  So yeah.  That's not getting posted.

But I'm not going to lie, I'm really glad that those chickens have been taken care of.  They were all getting super heavy and at the point where they were just going to start dropping anyways, so at least we get chicken dinner out of them.  And I'm kind of sad that I can't really post all the stuff I originally wrote out, because it's a cool story and stuff and I had to do most of it anyways because most of the other people that were there apparently were not comfortable with sticking their hands up chicken carcasses.  Go figure.

Also, this:



AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL OF IT.

I have so many sketchy recordings of various shows and I've spent the past five hours or so trying to figure out WHAT THE HECK SOME OF IT IS also some of it's in Danish so I have to figure out what the songs are (simple) and what they're called (not so simple). I am the most organized iTuneser ever.

You guys, I am going to express my love of the Thule Trail through this picture:



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW YET the Thule Trail is like my favorite cheaply-made online game ever. You write down the names of some people and then they go on a ROAD TRIP. It's absolutely genius, and half the time it ends up with one of the passengers running off to join a traveling production of "Cats".

So anyways, ONCE UPON A TIME I MADE A ROAD TRIP WITH TAHIRI AS THE DRIVER.  Jaina was riding shotgun, and the backseat had Kyp, Jag, and Jacen.  I spent the entire game thinking I had put Zekk in there too and he was just being quiet and then I realized there wasn't enough room to have put him in in the first place  OOPS.

THIS IS WHAT WENT DOWN (also disregard the fact that they are in a car that is a LANDSPEEDER okay):

( "Jag rolls around in some wildflowers on the side of the road. Everyone else is weirded out." )

and then I got -GAME OVER- which is probably for the best because omg poor Kyp and also lesbian Jaina.  

THE END.

 So somehow I managed to break my phone (SUMMER BREAKING PHONES THAT'S A NEW ONE) because it's not like I haven't broken six phones in the past two years or anything.  Anyways, this time I'm pretty sure IT WASN'T MY FAULT because I mean it had like a bajillion cracks on the screen already but really guys I mean me + touch screen phone is going to = cracks.  But seriously all I did was put it in my pocket and then I cleaned a barn and when I took my phone out of my pocket there we GIANT BLACK SPLOTCHES ALL OVER THE SCREEEEEEN.




guh so now basically it works the same as it always did except THERE ARE GIANT BLOBS OF DEADNESS and I can't read half of any texts anyone sends me and it's really really really hard to type anything NO BIG DEAL.  Also it tends to freeze up a ton and then I have to take the battery out.

The ebay wizard (my mom) is attempting to get me a new one since I'm broke and my father's like "LOL HOW MANY PHONES HAVE I BOUGHT YOU".  It should be noted that three phones ago we got one for free from some random guy my mom met on the internet because freecycle is God.

AND THAT ABOUT SUMS UP MY LIFE.

claire (5:30 PM): okay so mocking jay
me (5:30 PM): mm yes
claire (5:30 PM): its like a battle of the capitol and the rebels
claire (5:30 PM): and like there are different districts
claire (5:30 PM): just like the planets
claire (5:30 PM): and the capitol like blew up a district to make an example
claire (5:31 PM): and its kinda like what they did to leia planet
claire (5:31 PM): i cant spell her name
me (5:31 PM): you spelled it right lol. jsyk the planet's called alderaan.
claire (5:32 PM): alderaan okay ill remember that
claire (5:32 PM): just like anakin's gf is tahiri
me (3:32 PM): GOOD JOB
claire (5:32 PM): did i spell it right?
me (5:32 PM): yup tahiri veila
claire (5:32 PM): shit she has a last name
claire (5:32 PM): cant remember that too